Newspaper

All across the web you can easily find collections of funny newspaper headlines. The ones I am sharing with you today come from a great collection over at: http://www.alphadictionary.com and they serve as a reminder of why reading, and re-reading, your work is so important as a writer….

Enjoy!

 

Funny Newspaper Headlines

  • Autos killing 110 a Day; Let’s Resolve to do Better
  • Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn’t Seen in Years
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  • Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
  • Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
  • Eye Drops Off Shelf
  • Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
  • If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly it May Last a While
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
  • Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy
  • Robber Holds Up Albert’s Hosiery
  • Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency
  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
  • Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  • Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter
  • War Dims Hope for Peace
Hope these made you giggle, be sure to check out the entire collection over at alpha dictionary Happy Friday!
Until Next Time…
Write On!
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